Sunday, 21 August 2011

Back on track

Winter is dead.Long live winter!
Team Iron Horse has pedalled itself back into gear. First gear ... at least!

Two training rides under our wheels with Horses, Lightning, Dark & Thunder scooping double-ride bonus points already.
On 7 August we had our inaugural kickoff training ride at Sydney Olympic Park. 18 kms of cycling that would have made Olympians proud ... of our warm-up efforts. Baby steps.

It was a surprisingly sunny day compared to forecasts--a chance to explore some of the great cycling tracks around SOP, as well as the new cycleways on the far shore between Ryde Bridge and our Silverwater Bridge crossing of the Parramatta River.

Today, Stalking Horse joined us for his inaugural TIH ride, earning instant self-naming rights and joining the quest for this year's award for King of Kineticism!


Circling Centennial Park at pace, charging up the hills with determination, snubbing our noses at the lowering skies, four horsemen of the TIH apocalypse shook off scales, rust and verdigris to put another 30 km or more into their legs.

With the Gong Ride our ultimate goal on Sunday, 7 November, the Spring Cycle shakedown is only 8 weeks away. (Sunday, 16 October)

Will Saw Horse find the time to make a training session, let alone the Gong Ride?
Will Haematite Horse stop investing in carbon fiber and start investing in team training rides?
Will Highland Horse's shoulder see another handlebar?
Has Crazy Horse found teammates who can keep up with him in the carbon fiber endowed Haematite Horse and ... As Yet Unnamed Horse?

Will fortnightly training be the making of a record-breaking Gong Ride this year from Team Iron Horse?

Stay tuned for the answers of these questions and many, many more.

Pedal on!

Thunder Horse

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Insert shoulder here: The Braeside Incident


Here standeth Highland Horse. Arm in sling. Shoulder in pieces.

He's at the scene of his cycling mishap. At the time, he was en route to Evans Lookout via Braeside Rd. An excellent morning ride including speed, hills, views and great coffee at the end, after a couple more hills.

Here's a shot of the creek crossing just around the corner:

What you can't see in Highland's pic is that preceding this sharp, rocky bend, there is a long, steep hill. At the time of his mishap, he was going very fast, downhill, taking the bend very tightly.

Here's his blow-by-blow recount and the outcome:

"I was hammering down a dirt road at full pelt in damp conditions. The last thing I remember is the back wheel starting to lift and then I was lying under the bike in a lot of pain, trying not to vomit and unable to get up. Lay there in the mud and rocks for about a minute before I could lift the bike off and get to my feet.

The front wheel was locked, so I had no choice but to abandon the bike in some bushes and hobble painfully home.

Didn't realise how significant the damage was until I got my shirt off and saw the new right-shoulder arrangement. Suffered what is called a "separated shoulder", which basically seems to mean various bits and pieces are no longer in their original order and I have a second step on the shoulder."

The prognosis isn't entirely certain as yet. The latest advice from the Osteopath is to seek surgical advice.

Highland's advice, for future reference, is: Slow down. Go wide.
Do not, do not, try to take the inside track at speed. It will break you.


 
In our last post, we begged the questions:

Is it the chill in the air that's causing these incidents?
Cycling into the sun?

It seems that cycling into the sun on chilly mornings is indeed the culprit.

So, once my ribs are mended, Highland's shoulder is repaired and our bikes are again roadworthy, what to do?

Perhaps ride later in the day; or, if cycling in the morning, ride away from the sun?
Perhaps slow down?

Highland Horse's anvil-like bike was relatively intact after the incident and a day of rest; shrouded in shrubbery nearby. We went out to retrieve it before cycling archaeologists stumbled upon it.

In vintage, it rivals Dark Horse's old machine. Its only sign of wear and tear? A slightly bent rear derailleur.

As Toad of Toad Hall would say:
"Poop, poop. What marvellous machines!"


Take care and pedal on!
Thunder Horse


Friday, 27 May 2011

A farewell to cycling innocence ... Ouch!

So, I noticed the merry month of May was without a post and thought it must be well past time to update 'the readership' on Team Iron Horse antics.

Shortly before, after or during that thought, I fell off my bike. And no, it wasn't stationary at the time. 

In fact, it's been over a week since, at around 40kmh I reconnected with Planet Earth; rediscovering the fact that gravel and gravity don't mix.

In short, (clinically*) fractured ribs, lots of abrasions and bruises (mostly on the upper left arm and both shoulders). Bruises have been coming through all week on the legs, hips and arms. 

Irreversible damage and dismemberment was visited upon various cycling accoutrements: shredded seat, burst CamelBak, torn rain jacket, busted helmet and I suspect that I need a new front wheel.

What caused such mayhem? A rock in a pothole ... I think. Without video footage to review I suspect the exact cause may remain a mystery.

We were descending Hat Hill Road, past the Pulpit Rock turnoff, aiming to walk up Hat Hill itself. Highland Horse was along for the ride, another of our regular thrice weekly micro pedalathons. Shortly after the incident he expressed amazement that there wasn't more blood!

Here's his eyewitness account:

"Nasty business. We were going at the clappers at the time and riding into the sun. Thunder went down hard in an explosion of dust and just kept bouncing - he could have taught Barnes Wallis a thing or two."

Guess I must have rolled quite a few times after being catapulted over the handlebars. Don't recall a great deal.

So, be careful out there.

:: NEWSFLASH ::
As I was about to post this entry, news has come to hand that Highland Horse met with injury while cycling along the Braeside Road earlier today. Scant information at the moment. Dislocated shoulder. More news as it comes to hand.

Is it the chill in the air that's causing these incidents?
Cycling into the sun?


So, once more, be careful out there, but have fun!


Pedal on!
Thunder Horse

* Clinically fractured, as per the Doctor who saw me in Emergency when the pain escalated. No breaks found on the Xray, but they're bloody sore to the touch. 
It seems I need visible fractures to elicit any sympathy at home. [Not entirely true ;-) ]

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Ampersand toe knuckle ... ?

No idea.

Just wanted to make sure everybody on Team Iron Horse had the following dates etched into their brains:

7-29 May [21 stages] Giro D'Italia: ... think, hill climbs.

15-22 May [8 stages] Amgen Tour of California:  ... think, sunny sight-seeing.

[4 stages] Tour de Luxembourg: ... think, tiny.

11-19 June [ stages] Tour de Suisse: ... think, chocolate.

2-24 July [21 stages] Tour de France: ... think, spectacle.

20 Aug - 11 September [21 stages] Vuelta a Espana: ... think, tapas.

29 Aug - 4 September [4 events] UCI MTB World Champtionship: ... think, brakes.


For dates of other events, visit: SBS Cycling Central or UCI Pro Tour.

I realise we're not going after professional sponsorship, but you never know when the penny might drop and pure, unadulterated inspiration will make one of us blindingly rich beyond the demands of cycling team sponsorship ... then we can go global! (By the way, for a 3 year exclusive sponsorship, covering all likely costs, you'd be looking at around $30M.)

On that note, have a Happy Easter!


Pedal on!

Thunder Horse.

Sunday, 17 April 2011

Letting in the light


Another great afternoon for a bike ride. Inspired by the dusting off of the pedals, Crazy Horse plotted a course from Blackheath out to nearby Hargraves Lookout and then across to Mt Blackheath. The connecting road in particular was a great find, used mostly by bushwalkers but clearly an old fire trail.



The very picturesque avenue that whisks us at a leisurely pace (children crossing), past a riding stable always impresses. Such a stark contrast to the sandstone escarpment.
Distance all told on this ride was 25km; and this time we remembered the sunscreen.

The lack of significant climbs led to some unusual antics from Crazy Horse and Highland Horse.


On a more technical note, I think my Iron Horse is due for some serious maintenance. I don't think it's supposed to chirp like a bird...(I'm guessing it's a disk brake issue but I'm just the rider.)

Special thanks to Highland Horse's better half for putting on dinner after the ride (and even a nosebag for those of us who couldn't stay past a couple of cleansing ales).

Until next time,


Pedal on!
Thunder Horse

Sunday, 10 April 2011

Dusting off the pedals



OK, it’s a late start to Team Iron Horse cycling blogs for 2011, but it’s a start.

While aiming for a bit more consistency, detail and timeliness in blog posts; I’ll be happy just to get one posted per quarter … OK, looks like I missed the last quarter entirely. Perhaps a bit more blogger ambition required. I'll try to dial it up.

You might think that the lapse in blogging over the past couple of months is due to a lack of cycling. Not so.

In fact, Highland Horse, a newcomer to Team Iron Horse, has shown cycling dedication through mist, rain and occasional howling wind, with Thunder Horse in tow, at least twice a week on average since late January. I suspect it’s his Scottish heritage that has caused a post-cycle caffeine fix to be increasingly replaced by a post-cycle cleansing ale: in moderation, naturally.

Perhaps ensorcelled by the strength and fitness that this arithmetic progression of pedal-powered proclivity had thrust upon us, we deemed the 40km return trip out to McMahon's Lookout a worthy outing on Friday, 25th March.

It was a spectacular afternoon and Crazy Horse had joined the quest for this particular vision splendid with box trailer in tow. (This vehicular miracle made managing the logistics of cycle and rider retrieval later in the evening, by our better halves and young'uns, all the more possible—particularly after saluting our fine achievement with a couple of cleansing ales. There’s definitely something to be said for cycling in the afternoon.)

Crazy Horse hadn’t been on his bicycle since the Trial Bay Triathlon over a month earlier, so he was probably not going to fare as well as Highland Horse and I after our grueling training regimen … hmmm, ok, a triathlon may trump a morning ride and coffee, even if you do it three times a week. Point taken.

So, it was a beautiful afternoon. A light breeze nudged autumn leaves from their perches, the temperature rested pleasantly in the low 20s a well maintained dirt road lay before us.

One error of judgement was the lack of sunblock, but hey, we had finally managed to get 3 cyclists to the start of a ‘distance’ ride, we had to pedal on.

I’m delighted to report that according to this entry, what we had achieved is considered a long day’s ride!

Mountain biking (medium difficulty)
General information
This is a long day's ride across the heath and forests of Kings Tableland. The route travels along an unpaved road, running south from Wentworth Falls along the clifftops above Kedumba Walls. The road ends at McMahons Lookout, where you can stand some 500 m above Lake Burragorang and survey the huge reservoir which supplies most of Sydney with water. Access past the lookouts is restricted, as it is within the 3-km stored-water zone of the the Sydney Catchment Authority. Do not venture past the fenced lookouts.
Turn off the Great Western Highway at Kings Tableland Road, just east of Wentworth Falls Township. The road is sealed to the old Queen Victoria Hospital then unsealed to the end.

In the interests of fairness, we did start at the Queen Vic Hospital, about 5km from Anderson’s Firetrail so total return distance was a little over 40 km, instead of a possible 60+].

But, not to lessen the achievement, here’s a satellite image of a bloody terrific ride.
There were quite a few highlights. Number one, it was a beautiful afternoon. Here are a few random shots of magic cycling conditions.
The lookout itself was pretty impressive.
 


As per Highland Horse: ‘twas a top day out, Grommit. While Highland Horse pulled up the next morning better than he’d feared it was a real eye-opener how much water and food you need for these rides.

While the ride out was generally dowhill, with a few kicks up, the return was generally uphill, with occasional descents. This was not a descent on the return leg ...

([In fact, shortly thereafter it would be fair to say that cramps took Thunder Horse with a vengeance.)
So, this year’s lesson number 2: Remember food and water.
Did you miss lesson number 1? Remember sunblock.

Special thanks to Crazy Horse's better half for hosting a post-cycle dinner for the families of us rusty Iron Horses.

(Since writing this update another epic Blue Mountains adventure has occurred. Word has it that experimentation with handheld video while cycling has taken place, with some arresting results. So stay tuned for more heroic adventures of Team Iron Horse.)


Pedal on!
Thunder Horse.


Friday, 31 December 2010

Happy New Year!

With best wishes over the Festive Season and into the New Year, I thought I’d open the vault on how Team Iron Horse is planning to achieve a distinct cycling edge in 2011.

Crazy Horse in secret training.


Thunder Horse in secret training. Logistically, not a great start…


Saw Horse is on a Red Bull Rampage:

Dark Horse, having found his first steed in a stairwell, was drawn to Mexico for the ‘Down The Hill’ race:

Haematite Horse opted for a mix of scenery:


And Lightning Horse, well, he’s out there somewhere:














Hope everyone’s having a great break over the Festive Season and is keen to ramp up the training in 2011 with Team Iron Horse!


Pedal on!
Thunder Horse.